andrew volpe, ludo, & fake facts
Electricity doesn’t care who you are - it will shock the crap out of you.
A photo of a baby squirrel riding on a duck’s back in the middle of a war zone would win every photo-journalism award ever.
Studies indicate ring-tailed lemurs are the silliest lemurs of them all.
Sleeping remains the most effective way of avoiding employment.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself” is the phrase most frequently used by judges in federal court cases.
In ancient cultures, meeting a faun in the forest was a sign of good luck. Today, it just means that goat-people are afoot and you should stay sharp.
Your eyes not working is the #1 cause of blindness, followed closely by having no eyes.
Without photos of baby animals in baskets, 78% of women would not know what month it is.
We are currently just one bad idea away from having shotguns with milk-chocolate muzzles. Yumdead!
Madagascar is the only fully animated island in the world.